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Blackjack - FOREVER by Shardii Blackjack - FOREVER by Shardii
Gentlecolts - BEHOLD! Sloppiest vector ever witnessed by pony eyes!

Yeah, that's why I shouldn't be allowed to touch Photoshop at 3AM when I randomly get funny idea from browsing the forum. Barely any effort, but I wanted to slap this together quickly as a response to a certain post. Oh well. Carry on.

And visit said forum, or Blackajck will get you.
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And if you hadn't read Project Horizons yet, what are you still doing here? Go read it! Though you'd be better of stopping somewhere in the middle of second volume. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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Blackajck belongs to Somber, ponies to Lauren, yadda yadda.
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:iconcyphahucklebein:
Cyphahucklebein Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015
"Stay the F**K away from my whiskey!!"
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Official-lunaflaire Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Student Digital Artist
LOL xD
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:iconzanelover101:
Zanelover101 Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Want A Cookie? oWo 
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:iconmr-pugington:
Mr-Pugington Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist
Why is it that I think of the Original Bioshock and Bioshock Infinite when I look at this
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:iconmr-pugington:
Mr-Pugington Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist
Why is it that this seems to capture Black Jack's portfolio perfectly? xD
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:iconstoryteller98:
storyteller98 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Student Writer
Hey guys I'm gonna go get a bottle you want one? OW SOMETHING BIT ME! Half my cibernetic hand is missing!
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:iconmr-pugington:
Mr-Pugington Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist
Dear lord... It's be witch craft, Thy is'th be witch craft! What is thy even speaks of!? Thy does not even recall, thy just now finished thou chapter on time travling that took place in thy 16th century and now thou's brain is fried! Why is thou still talknig like this! Man... I REALLY need help. xP
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:iconstoryteller98:
storyteller98 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Student Writer
Lol
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:iconmr-pugington:
Mr-Pugington Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist
I didn't even put effort into comment, I was just being an idiot because I was bored. xD
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:iconstoryteller98:
storyteller98 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Student Writer
Lol
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:iconmr-pugington:
Mr-Pugington Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist
Wow... Am I really that much of a comedian? I've always thought that maybe I've over did it. Huh, I guess not. xP
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:iconstoryteller98:
storyteller98 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Student Writer
Eeyup
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:iconmr-pugington:
Mr-Pugington Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist
Well, thank you! Thank you all for coming to this deviant post! I'm here pretty much every day! :D And remember drugs, don't do kids. :3
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Flyboy77 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Student Artist
You can't see me!
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DarkCog Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Squee! :squee:
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:iconscuashman:
Scuashman Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This must be a gif someday.
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:iconxrenegade1337:
xRenegade1337 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
my whiskey
mine
dont touch it
or i will hunt you
forever
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:iconiisme95:
iIsMe95 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
"MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE..."
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:iconevoferry:
Evoferry Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
Aww, how cute. <3
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:iconnova20cp:
Nova20CP Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012
Of course shes in a tub full of whiskey.
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:iconjokiu:
Jokiu Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012
Funny and cute! Good mix!
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:iconcheshc:
CheshC Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Soon. >_>
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:iconlijiah:
Lijiah Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
"You stay the fuck away from my whiskey, you assholes"
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:iconaffetrollkarl:
AffeTrollkarl Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
YES. ALL MY YES.

Also, for the record, I think PH is without question keeping its place as the best fix out there. But that's just, like, my opinion, man.
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:iconshardii:
Shardii Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
I guess it's still good. I just don't like the fact that Somber went "make ALL the drama!" after the tunnels. And hen I skimmed a later chapter and hadn't found Glory or P-21 in it, I said nope.avi and just stopped reading whatsoever.
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:iconmr-pugington:
Mr-Pugington Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist
Well, you don't need to blame him for it. The story was a little too much on the joking side to feel like an FoE fan fic, and he probably didn't realize that until he got to chapter 33 (if that's the chapter where it becomes over dramatic), so he probably tried to fix it with adding more drama into the story. Only now,  it has too much drama in it.
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DuskSftw Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
well it transforms into Russian literature.
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:iconmr-pugington:
Mr-Pugington Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist
Meh To tell you the truth, I've never really liked Russian Literature, it's usually always drama and not enough peaceful parts or something like that. There was only one book series it worked for and that was Metro 2033 & it's companions.
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DuskSftw Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
i have to agree on that.
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:iconmr-pugington:
Mr-Pugington Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist
I mean, I'm not trying to be racist or anything, I just don't like those kinds of dramatic things, if it's too much drama, read I don't wanna. Too much grim, it won't win. Too much dark, might as well call Tony Stark. - A little rhyme I came up with not long ago. :3
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MelonHunter Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This made me laugh out loud. Just imagine if she had that dragon claw on her XD

And yeah, it's kind of a shame the story took a nose dive after the tunnels, isn't it? I was really enjoying it up till then.
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Shardii Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Ayep, especially since PH is one of the few FoE stories that is actually updated and well-written. It still has some good moments after that, but...

I'm currently hooked up on Memories tho. It's quite lighter and has some issues with continuity and logic at points, but if you hadn't checked it out yet, I'd strongly recommend it. :D
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MelonHunter Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah well. I think PH really lost a lot of readers after Chapter 33 due to... that incident... and has been ebbing away ever since. To be honest, I think Somber's fallen into the same trap as some authors of Sad stories in thinking that making everything dark and depressing without contrast makes a story better. And that's a shame; it had a very strong start (although I guess Stable 99 should have set alarm bells ringing =P)

And yeah, Memories has been languishing in my Read Later list for a little while. Thanks for reminding me about it! I'll get around to reading it once I have a little spare time.
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Shardii Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Welp, FoE fics are supposed to be dark and depressing, Somber just overdid it and made a habit of torturing his characters and raising more drama every chapter. Memories is a good offset for PH. It's almost weirdly light for a FoE fic, and doesn't hold to canon too much at some parts, but it's really enjoyable. DO IT FILLY.
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Mr-Pugington Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist
I've always wanted an FoE fan fic that was early similar to Metro Last light, Killzone and Resistance. Hey, maybe I'll be able to make a fan fic! :D
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Nyerguds Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
That is so awful. And yet, so hilarious XD
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:iconshardii:
Shardii Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Just imagine the singing she would do after all those bottles.
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:iconmr-pugington:
Mr-Pugington Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist
Just imagine how jealous the Demo Man would be once he sees her in that tub full of beer. xD
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:iconnyerguds:
Nyerguds Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012
Ho yes. Enough to make Pinkie Pie jealous.
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anepictimelord Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is the best thing ever
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:iconscottwolf:
ScottWolf Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Queen Whiskey in her element.
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:iconnlrscootaloo:
NLRscootaloo Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
drunk FOREVER
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:iconhagamablabla:
Hagamablabla Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Wait, by second volume you mean Chapter 33 right?
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:iconshardii:
Shardii Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Somewhere around chapter... 26?

SPOILERS AHOY
(personally I stop my re-reading when they come back to the Chapel before going into the tunnels. That's when Somber goes, pardon me, batshit crazy, and starts flinging drama all around. It's the perfect place for happy ending).
SPOILERS BEGONE
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Allanx Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's as far as you've ever read? Hahahahah. Oh man. After their little trip through the enervation field, it gets worse. Way worse.

Project Horizons is basically From Bad To Worse: The Series.

There's supposed to be a happy ending, though. Once it's finally finished, I mean. *snickers* :lol:
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Shardii Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
I read a bit further after when Blackjack gets "rebuilt". I just don't acknowledge the existence of anything after they arrived at Star House before the tunnels. Take that, Somber. You ain't got shizzle on my headcanon.
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Allanx Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Blackjack's life is so freakin' horrible.

I saw some fanart of her as a filly, and I was like "No, NO! You don't wanna grow up, damn you. Please, just stay a kid forever. For your own good."
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Shardii Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
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greyamoon Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
This is nice.
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:iconshardii:
Shardii Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Why, thank you. <3

This is receiving way more attention than I thought. Perhaps I should redo it with bottles that weren't made in 5 minutes and copypasted all over the place...
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